She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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