Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
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You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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