You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
did you just send me my own nude
All the doctor said was why
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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