Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
the gays at disneyland are vicious
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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