i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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