I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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