That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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