Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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