Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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