I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
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there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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