windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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