oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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