Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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