do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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