Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My vagina just clenched in fear
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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