Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Is it because I queefed?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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