Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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