She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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