i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Enjoy the penises
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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