Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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