I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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