Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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