This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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