If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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