When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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