We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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