I think scott just propositioned me for sex
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
we made out on top of his cat.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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