Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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