i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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