last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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