I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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