I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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