How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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