my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I am available for nakedness
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
