And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Randomize
