her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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