I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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