i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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