you have to choose: penises or morals?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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