that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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