Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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