found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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