I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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