yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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