i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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