I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
two words: eviction party
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I wear drunk well.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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