You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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