it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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