Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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