last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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