if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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