Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Randomize