Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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