I heard we made out
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
